What no spanker likes to hear

In my experience, no spanker has ever reacted kindly to my speaking up about bad aim

I have a tendency to mention how a swat was delivered either too high or too low. However, every time I do so, I encounter phrases such as "I know how to spank, young lady. I've been spanking longer than you have been alive." and "you think I have horrible aim?"Magically followed by a rampage of spanks delivered accurately to my sit pots, or "are you whining?" Sometimes I bite my tongue as single swat delivered amiss can be acceptable.  I must one day draw a perimeter around the acceptable spanking area. Never did I imagine being spanked would make me so finicky.

Worst bruising ever

Sadly it wasn't on my butt. It was on my inner thing/groin. If only my bottom would get those shades of purple/red/black/blue; alas, every area of my body seems to bruise beautifully besides my butt.

Summer

Favorite spanking spot: over stone bench in cemetery.
(Bleachers over looking baseball diamond comes a close second)
Ecstasy: Spanked in Friendly's restaurant.
Longest healing time: 2 weeks. Damn paddle ball paddle.
# 1 reason for crying: Not being able to convince the spanker to ease up. Not so much for the pain but more so the loss of control.
# 1 reason  to smile: Being dragged by the ear while my bottom is swatted.
# 1 reason to be smug: When the spanker desperately wants to break me and I become stoic.

Ever since June my bottom has colored more than it ever has. I like that. Also, my pain tolerance has significantly gone down. I don't know why.

disillusioned

It was in second grade geography that I learned of Puerto Rico. I thought, boy do I want to go there, they must be super rich; why else would it be named that. Little did I know I'd move to Cleveland a couple of years later and meet a whole lot of Puerto Ricans. 

The first apartment we lived in when in Cleveland was an upstairs apartment; the landlady lived downstairs. She often shared her childhood stories of how often she was spanked. My 9 year old self worshiped this woman, brazenly I'd ask her to share stories in detail. By 10, I believed I could get her to spank me, so, I began smacking her bottom and then running away. I did this shamelessly for a summer. perhaps? I do not recall how long. It wasn't until my brother told me she was so fed up with me she wanted to "darle una pela a tu hermana" upon hearing this I resigned myself to never getting a spanking from her. After all I wasn't her child for her to discipline and I was just a little brazen girl. It was at the tender age of 10 that the realization of not getting a spanking for misbehaving would not just simply happen, finally settled in. 

Report on my first 50 mile bike ride.

Tuesday, May 2, 2006. 

Yesterday, I mean, Sunday I did a 50 mile bike ride for the cycling honor. Except for three falls everything went ok. All nine of us finished. I'm so sore that I can't even sit because my butt hurts. I can't stand because I'm tired. My arms hurt because they are sunburned. My knee is scraped up. It will be a while before I can even be.

Yes, I've ridden my bike around town with a cane sticking out of my bag.

97 spanking things about me

1. I am an adult; I am responsible for my safety.
2. I like to be spanked, a lot.
3. Sometimes I doubt the efficiency of discipline spankings. Then, I get one good spanking that makes me behave. For like a day. Or a week. Am I incorrigible? 
4. My thighs are off limits, unless I have been extremely naughty.
5. Only pre-approved thigh hitting is allowed.
6. If a spanking isn’t going my way, I may become willful.
7. If a spanker wants to "break" me, I will likely become unresponsive.
8. It is more likely for me to writhe about if it’s an OTK spanking.
9. I have come to love the cane.
10. I’ve always loved the belt, but it takes skill to deliver a welcomed lick.
11. Some would say I could be the epitome of “topping from the bottom”.
12. I have brazenly asked the spanker to change his technique.
13. I have been known to call the spanker by his full name, rather than he use mine. 
14. I may simply slide off a lap, when I don’t like the way the spanking is going.
15. I may simply slide off a lap for bratting.
16. I may simply slide off a lap when an unannounced smack to my thighs is delivered.
17. I went a whole entire year without being spanked with a hairbrush.
18. I was so well behaved for a 100 days that I didn't get spanked by a certain someone. 
19. I never imagined a spanking community as a minor; I just knew I wanted to be spanked.
20. I didn’t actually think spanking made me weird, I just knew I had a spanking craving.
21. I have seriously considered drawing an outline to the allowable spanking area.
22. Never did I imagine I would be so finicky when it comes to the way I am to spanked.
23. I've been spanked over tomb stones; twice.
24. I was once spanked in the parking lot of a library.
25. I've been spanked inside a restaurant.
26. The longest distance anyone has ever traveled just to spank me was 2,400 miles.
27. The first time I ever cried during a spanking, it was really awkward and I was desperately trying to stop, yet I couldn't.
28. One of the times I was spanked in the woods and got caught, the ladies were very nice and asked if we needed privacy.
29. I've been spanked under railroad tracks.
30. Spanking has always been sensual, yet not sexual.
31. I still don't think I was spanked as a child, I always ran, so every hit was amiss and rarely a swat on my butt.
32. My mother spanked me when I was 19. Well, one smack with the computer's charger on my bare bottom for not getting out of bed.
33. She also spanked me the other day, at 24. Also for not getting out of bed. This time with my flip flop also on my bare bottom.
34. I have been so brazen as to leap off a lap, put my pants on and walk out the door.
35. Being spanked and then ridding my bike is my favorite thing to do in the world.
36. My first spanking was July 19^th, 2008. I was 20 years, a month, and two days old.
37. When it’s been too long since my last spanking and my next spanking is yet to be determined, I begin to have spanking dreams, I become cranky, and insupportable.
38. For the longest time I was convinced hand spankings were wimpy, until my 9th spanking, when I was spanked by a drummer; I bruised his hand.
39. I've kept a log of all my spankings, it's color coded.
40. I love the triumphant feeling of avoiding spankings, but always end up disappointed when my mischief goes unaddressed.
41. Hard spankings end up leaving my bottom a thick layer of leather-like skin, after a point I don't feel the spanking much more and become stoic.
42. I suppose that would count as being being spanked into submission.
43. some have said I need a single disciplinarian to spank the rudeness out of me. what fun would that be? I am the boss of me.
44. I love knowing how many strokes I'll be getting, yet I lose count.
45. It works best when the spanker is doing the counting out loud. --talk about topping from the bottom.
46. For unknown reasons, I had a hair brush phobia before I was ever spanked.
47. I really want to be canned in a college classroom.
48. I never learned the names of some people who spanked me.
49. The closest person in age to ever spank me was only 3 years older than myself.
50. The first time I was pushing my limits, I forgot I was allowed to safe-word out and went farther than I would have liked.
51. My favorite view when getting spanked was a DVD bookcase, sadly it's been removed.
52. Corner time is an absolute waste of time.
53. One time, I went to class after having sat on a heating pad with capzasin cream on my bottom. I shifted in my seat the whole time. The burn was unbearable.
54. I absolutely abhor being called "good girl" I find it demeaning.
55. I am afraid of ruining the sanctity of spanking.
56. I once cut a hand shape out of the back pocket in a pair of jeans, of course it was a complete failure.
57. My brother knows I am spanked, he's also my safe call when meeting potential spankers for the first time.
58. I am pretty sure my neighbors know I am spanked.
59. Because spanking is so sensual, I felt it was morally wrong, a way of fornication; but it's just sorta discipline, and fun.
60. I don't like having a safe word, I tend to either forget I'm allowed to use it or take advantage and over use it.
61. I prefer to call for time out, when distressed for reasons other than the pain in my bottom.
62. I've only broken really wimpy implements, like canes, cheap hair brushes, and ping pong paddles.
63. I once mailed a set of canes to my vanilla-spanko-curious friend.
64. If I laugh during a spanking it will mostly be from anxiety.
65. I've been late as much as 3 hours to a spanking.
66. I've stood up spankers before, only one has chosen to punish me for it.
67. The most comfortable position is laying across a lap while on a sofa.
68. The most uncomfortable position is bending over and grabbing my ankles.
69. I've only been spanked otk while the spanker is sitting in a straight back chair a handful of times.
70. When I'm being disciplined, I prefer to bend over the arm of the sofa.
71. Being pulled by the ear makes me swoon.
72. The first time I was allowed to keep my panties on for the whole spanking I was ecstatic
73. The second time I was allowed to keep my panties on was because there was company.
74. I wore a school pride t-shirt and denim capri pants to my first spanking.
75. Two times do I recall being spanked on spot, once was for leaving my wallet in the spanker's truck and the other time was for putting the bath brush behind the sofa and not getting it when told to.
76. the first implement I ever broke was the ping pong paddle, this was for leaving my wallet in his red truck.
77. according to my high school journal I self spanked a few times my freshman year in high school.
78. Since 2010 My Christmas spankings from my favorite spanker leave me blistered, I don't mind then.
79. I once told a guy who's hand virginity was lost on my bottom to get a construction job so he'd get callouses on his palm.
80. The first time my bottom ever turned purple, was after a 1,000 swat session. I only remember I was spanked with the bath brush and crop for sure.
81. Even then, I knew the crop wasn't a serious spanking implement.
82. I've pissed off way too many spankers; because I am incorrigible and been "abandoned". The main reason being "topping from the bottom"
83. Before I was ever spanked weeping willows would make me swoon, once I was switched with one of its branches, I decided it wasn't all that great.
84. I've never had a birthday spanking on my birthday. 
85. I've been repeatedly told that I'm a brat. I beg to differ, I don't have one tenth of my mom's sass. 
86. I'm not a fan of wooden implements, mostly because they blister. 
87. I don't really hate the idea of blisters, I just hate that I don't have magical healing skin. 
88. In the beginning it was completely normal to text while being spanked, for safety and comfort reasons, now it's just seen as outright disrespectful. 
89. Ice cream, spanking, and bike riding make for a perfect day. 
90. Only a few brave souls dare encounter the challenges of my bucket list. 
91. Sometimes (ok, every time) when driving around town I point out places of where I've been publicly  spanked. 
92. I've never been spanked for not being still in the corner. 
93. The freedom of fun spankings allows for a lot of interruptions on my part. Some excuses have been:I need to pee, I'm thirsty, I need to throw my gum away, I need a hair tie. 
94. I don't get enough impromptu spankings for my taste. 
95. I've recently started to keep my panties off after my spankings. 
96. My favorite implements are canes and straps.
97. I may possibly be an exhibitionist spankee.