1. Be spanked by a priest after confession ( A real priest) *
2. Be spanked at school
3. Be spanked by a professor from school***
4. Be so indignant about a spanking I refuse to show any remorse, and actually stay still.
5. Be spanked in the woods***
6. Be switched with a weeping willow’s switch ***
7. Cry during a spanking***
8. Get a bedtime spanking
9. Be spanked by a girl***
10. Ride my bike in the WNBR right after the top from up there has spanked me.
11. Have a daylong of spankings
12. Be spanked while making Sunday brunch naked
13. Marry a spanko, if I marry.
14. Take a real birching
15. Get away with texting during a spanking. **
16. Be spanked in a parking lot inside a car***
17. Meet the people I have yet to meet from the spanking networks
*I’m no longer Catholic, but when I was little, I always wanted the priest to spank me instead.
** It only happened once, but it hasn’t happened successfully since then.
***Has been crossed off the list.
