97 spanking things about me

1. I am an adult; I am responsible for my safety.
2. I like to be spanked, a lot.
3. Sometimes I doubt the efficiency of discipline spankings. Then, I get one good spanking that makes me behave. For like a day. Or a week. Am I incorrigible? 
4. My thighs are off limits, unless I have been extremely naughty.
5. Only pre-approved thigh hitting is allowed.
6. If a spanking isn’t going my way, I may become willful.
7. If a spanker wants to "break" me, I will likely become unresponsive.
8. It is more likely for me to writhe about if it’s an OTK spanking.
9. I have come to love the cane.
10. I’ve always loved the belt, but it takes skill to deliver a welcomed lick.
11. Some would say I could be the epitome of “topping from the bottom”.
12. I have brazenly asked the spanker to change his technique.
13. I have been known to call the spanker by his full name, rather than he use mine. 
14. I may simply slide off a lap, when I don’t like the way the spanking is going.
15. I may simply slide off a lap for bratting.
16. I may simply slide off a lap when an unannounced smack to my thighs is delivered.
17. I went a whole entire year without being spanked with a hairbrush.
18. I was so well behaved for a 100 days that I didn't get spanked by a certain someone. 
19. I never imagined a spanking community as a minor; I just knew I wanted to be spanked.
20. I didn’t actually think spanking made me weird, I just knew I had a spanking craving.
21. I have seriously considered drawing an outline to the allowable spanking area.
22. Never did I imagine I would be so finicky when it comes to the way I am to spanked.
23. I've been spanked over tomb stones; twice.
24. I was once spanked in the parking lot of a library.
25. I've been spanked inside a restaurant.
26. The longest distance anyone has ever traveled just to spank me was 2,400 miles.
27. The first time I ever cried during a spanking, it was really awkward and I was desperately trying to stop, yet I couldn't.
28. One of the times I was spanked in the woods and got caught, the ladies were very nice and asked if we needed privacy.
29. I've been spanked under railroad tracks.
30. Spanking has always been sensual, yet not sexual.
31. I still don't think I was spanked as a child, I always ran, so every hit was amiss and rarely a swat on my butt.
32. My mother spanked me when I was 19. Well, one smack with the computer's charger on my bare bottom for not getting out of bed.
33. She also spanked me the other day, at 24. Also for not getting out of bed. This time with my flip flop also on my bare bottom.
34. I have been so brazen as to leap off a lap, put my pants on and walk out the door.
35. Being spanked and then ridding my bike is my favorite thing to do in the world.
36. My first spanking was July 19^th, 2008. I was 20 years, a month, and two days old.
37. When it’s been too long since my last spanking and my next spanking is yet to be determined, I begin to have spanking dreams, I become cranky, and insupportable.
38. For the longest time I was convinced hand spankings were wimpy, until my 9th spanking, when I was spanked by a drummer; I bruised his hand.
39. I've kept a log of all my spankings, it's color coded.
40. I love the triumphant feeling of avoiding spankings, but always end up disappointed when my mischief goes unaddressed.
41. Hard spankings end up leaving my bottom a thick layer of leather-like skin, after a point I don't feel the spanking much more and become stoic.
42. I suppose that would count as being being spanked into submission.
43. some have said I need a single disciplinarian to spank the rudeness out of me. what fun would that be? I am the boss of me.
44. I love knowing how many strokes I'll be getting, yet I lose count.
45. It works best when the spanker is doing the counting out loud. --talk about topping from the bottom.
46. For unknown reasons, I had a hair brush phobia before I was ever spanked.
47. I really want to be canned in a college classroom.
48. I never learned the names of some people who spanked me.
49. The closest person in age to ever spank me was only 3 years older than myself.
50. The first time I was pushing my limits, I forgot I was allowed to safe-word out and went farther than I would have liked.
51. My favorite view when getting spanked was a DVD bookcase, sadly it's been removed.
52. Corner time is an absolute waste of time.
53. One time, I went to class after having sat on a heating pad with capzasin cream on my bottom. I shifted in my seat the whole time. The burn was unbearable.
54. I absolutely abhor being called "good girl" I find it demeaning.
55. I am afraid of ruining the sanctity of spanking.
56. I once cut a hand shape out of the back pocket in a pair of jeans, of course it was a complete failure.
57. My brother knows I am spanked, he's also my safe call when meeting potential spankers for the first time.
58. I am pretty sure my neighbors know I am spanked.
59. Because spanking is so sensual, I felt it was morally wrong, a way of fornication; but it's just sorta discipline, and fun.
60. I don't like having a safe word, I tend to either forget I'm allowed to use it or take advantage and over use it.
61. I prefer to call for time out, when distressed for reasons other than the pain in my bottom.
62. I've only broken really wimpy implements, like canes, cheap hair brushes, and ping pong paddles.
63. I once mailed a set of canes to my vanilla-spanko-curious friend.
64. If I laugh during a spanking it will mostly be from anxiety.
65. I've been late as much as 3 hours to a spanking.
66. I've stood up spankers before, only one has chosen to punish me for it.
67. The most comfortable position is laying across a lap while on a sofa.
68. The most uncomfortable position is bending over and grabbing my ankles.
69. I've only been spanked otk while the spanker is sitting in a straight back chair a handful of times.
70. When I'm being disciplined, I prefer to bend over the arm of the sofa.
71. Being pulled by the ear makes me swoon.
72. The first time I was allowed to keep my panties on for the whole spanking I was ecstatic
73. The second time I was allowed to keep my panties on was because there was company.
74. I wore a school pride t-shirt and denim capri pants to my first spanking.
75. Two times do I recall being spanked on spot, once was for leaving my wallet in the spanker's truck and the other time was for putting the bath brush behind the sofa and not getting it when told to.
76. the first implement I ever broke was the ping pong paddle, this was for leaving my wallet in his red truck.
77. according to my high school journal I self spanked a few times my freshman year in high school.
78. Since 2010 My Christmas spankings from my favorite spanker leave me blistered, I don't mind then.
79. I once told a guy who's hand virginity was lost on my bottom to get a construction job so he'd get callouses on his palm.
80. The first time my bottom ever turned purple, was after a 1,000 swat session. I only remember I was spanked with the bath brush and crop for sure.
81. Even then, I knew the crop wasn't a serious spanking implement.
82. I've pissed off way too many spankers; because I am incorrigible and been "abandoned". The main reason being "topping from the bottom"
83. Before I was ever spanked weeping willows would make me swoon, once I was switched with one of its branches, I decided it wasn't all that great.
84. I've never had a birthday spanking on my birthday. 
85. I've been repeatedly told that I'm a brat. I beg to differ, I don't have one tenth of my mom's sass. 
86. I'm not a fan of wooden implements, mostly because they blister. 
87. I don't really hate the idea of blisters, I just hate that I don't have magical healing skin. 
88. In the beginning it was completely normal to text while being spanked, for safety and comfort reasons, now it's just seen as outright disrespectful. 
89. Ice cream, spanking, and bike riding make for a perfect day. 
90. Only a few brave souls dare encounter the challenges of my bucket list. 
91. Sometimes (ok, every time) when driving around town I point out places of where I've been publicly  spanked. 
92. I've never been spanked for not being still in the corner. 
93. The freedom of fun spankings allows for a lot of interruptions on my part. Some excuses have been:I need to pee, I'm thirsty, I need to throw my gum away, I need a hair tie. 
94. I don't get enough impromptu spankings for my taste. 
95. I've recently started to keep my panties off after my spankings. 
96. My favorite implements are canes and straps.
97. I may possibly be an exhibitionist spankee. 

Dishes

Last night I was making dinner, I had boiled some jalapeños and tomatoes to make salsa. My brother was doing the dishes meanwhile. However, when I poured the contents into the blender, my brother was in his room, so I just set the still-hot pot in the sink. Minutes later my brother returned to finish the dishes, grabbed the pot and swore up and down that he wanted to kill me.

He yelled for putting the hot pot in the sink. He yelled for not letting him know. I simple said he should have been aware since he knew it had been on the stove. He became enraged, arguing that I can't simply acknowledge my mistake. I told him he technically wasn't doing the dishes when I put it there. Anyways, he replied by saying he was going to make a paddle and burn it, then I'd be tempted to grab it and burn my hand like he did his. His logic doesn't make sense, since it's impossible make a paddle hot without it burning to ashes. Silly guy.

Journal extract from a spanko as a minor.

3/2/05

Quiero unas nalgadas bien dadas, either I get what I want or I will be a mess for the rest of my life. Una cintareada seria major. Quisiera que alguien me diera una buena zurra en mis nalgas. no quiero una vara ni latigo. Almejor el cepillo, la mano, el cinto (ancho 2") preferably, regla (ancha) y paddle de ping pong, una tambien de cuero, tambien la chancla. Pero yo se que nunca nadie me va a dar. so, espero que a mi futuro esposo le guste darme nalgadas. porque siempre si estubiera feliz que me nalgueara siempre.

I've always felt writing in Spanish has always been more dramatic, so whenever my feelings are strong, I express it by writing in spanish. The above extract is what I found in my journal from my senior year in high school. Its rough translation is as fallows:

3/2/05

I want a good sound spanking, either I get what I want or I will be a mess for the rest of my life. A belting would be better. I would like for someone to give a good thrashing to my buttocks. I don't want the cane nor whip. Maybe a hairbrush, hand, belt (wide 2") preferably, ruler (wide), and ping pong paddle, a leather one as well, a flip flop as well. But I know no one will ever spank me. So, I hope my future husband will enjoy spanking me, because then I would always be happy, getting spanked all the time.

Oh how I wish I could have told my 16 year old self to not despair, also to be open minded about trying new implements. The cane has become a favorite of mine. I take it that by this time I had already been reading spanking stories online and is how I came to know about canes, since I clearly remember only wishing for the belt as a kid, which ironically has become something I consider wimpy, (leather straps work better).

Here's another expert from earlier in high school:

Monday, January 3, 2003.

My butt is bruised. why? b/c i beat myself w/ my dad's belt. 1st i put my pants and panties down then i squirted water on my naked butt then i beat myself as hard as i could several times. why? because i'm a naughty girl. 1st i didn't do my HW on time then i lied about it + i'm in probation.

I laughed and cried at the same time. I don't know why I didn't believe in capitalizing nor writing out complete words when I was 14. Also, I don't' remember what home work I was referring to. As I stumbled upon this journal I also stumbled onto my report cards. I attended a high school program with accelerated classes, etc. Anyways, I was always on and off probation, good standard one semester, probation the next. The minimum GPA to remain in the school was a 3.5, upon looking at my GPA with one semester in, I was at 3.465.

I don't think that by this time I had read spanking stories, so I only knew I wanted to be spanked with the belt. I clearly remember desperately wanting to be spanked around the age of 14 though, I remember awaiting with eagerness to be home alone so I could spank myself. This only happened a few times, since I was hurting my arm with the awkward twisting. Some kids masturbated, I self spanked.

Funny story about the word masturbation. At 16, church youth were surveyed on different sexual topics, one question was whether masturbation was morally ok. I honestly don't remember learning about it in the middle school health class, I was probably day dreaming about spanking since it was in the same classroom where English was taught and the English teacher would share spanking memoirs from when he was in school. Anyways, I was a 16 year old girl, my friends at the time were two 18 year old guys and a couple of girls in their early 20s. I was sitting next to the two guys during this survey, I turn to my one guy friend and ask him, "hey what's masturbation?" he blushed beet red and told me to ask one of the girls, who was sitting in front of us. She didn't know how to tell me either. Once I told my friend from school what had happened, she told me we were taught about it in 8th grade.

Maybe if I continue reading journal entries I'll find more spanking dreams of my unspanked self.

Apparently my mother does not think I'm too old for a spanking.

I was woken up at 4:00 am, I had set the alarm for 3:00 am. however, I slept through it. I was woken, yelled at, this pissed me off. Fortunately for them, the trip being so early, I slept through it. The way back, that's a different story; my phone died, I had to pee, and I absolutely abhor being in a car longer than 30 minutes. Every exit was ignored, I was told I would be given to a trucker, that I was making things worse for myself. I was a complete nuisance.

Once home, I laid on my parents' bed, too exhausted to bother moving, my mom repeated herself multiple times to get off. I didn't listen. Next thing I know, she has taken off my flip flop, lowered my my shorts and panties and she's smacking my bare bottom; I reached back, she smacked my hand and part of my bottom that remained covered. I reached back again to pull on my shorts and got up. Fortunately for me she wasn't aware I had made the trip back miserable for everyone else. In my defense, they were told we would need to pull into a rest stop an hour into the trip.

Bucket list: Summer 2012

I'm feeling daring, so here is a list for public spankings:

1. Ice cream parlor

2. Belt spanking on the side of the road

3. Ear pulling, anywhere, everywhere. ( Not spanking, but still)

4. Over bike rack

5. Food court

6. Reading Garden

7. Restaurant

8. Water fountain

9. Pier

Will come up with a few more when inspired

Implements I have yet to be spanked with

Carpet beater

Birch

Slipper

Ruler

This is a list of the professionals who have spanked me.

CPR instructor

Geek squad agent
Truck driver
Drummer
Business men
Nurses
Bank teller
Electrical engineer
Book writer
Vietnam veteran
Media technician
Chemical engineer
Canvasser
Hair stylist
Reporter
Retirees
College students
Paramedic

Bar Tender