Me: New year: clean slate.
Eric: No.
Me: My slate is as clean as the snow.
Eric: As clean as the snow on the road.
Me: Rolls eyes. As clean as the snow on the grass.
I can't claim to take a hiatus because I need my butt for bike riding, although after what I pulled two years ago, it simply won't fly again. I attempted to say I'd be vanilla for the year and instead said vegan. Who am I kidding? I'm a spanko. I live spanking.
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