There's an app for that

As spankos we are known to look at the world through our eager spanking eyes. We take one look at things and instantly there is pondering on how an item can be used as an implement or how convenient furniture is for the spankee to be bent over. Well, lo and behold there is now an app for counting swats, the pedometer!

Eric and I were pondering the number of calories burnt during a spanking session. To anyone who has ever given a spanking, they would know it's quite the exhausting work out. Ask any novice and they can confirm soreness in their arm and perhaps even blisters on their palm.

Meanwhile, let’s return to the excruciating spanking work out. We needed something to count calories for us. My quick-thinking mind thought of the pedometer. He quickly downloaded a pedometer app, strapped on his gym band, slid on his iPhone and ta-da! Actually, he forgot to press start, so for a few seconds we were quite disappointed with a failed idea. (And I suffered excruciating painful swats in vain.) Forward 100 swats later, it only burned 3 stinking calories. Calculate 300 hundred calories in, an average amount burned to an ok work out exercise, and we'd need 10,000 spanks!

No, we didn't even mention achieving an additional 10,000 swats; my bottom had already taken quite the intense hand spanking before the clever interruption of scientific data- gathering. Besides, we had calorie consuming plans of 9 scoops of ice cream, 9 toppings, 2 bananas, and whipped cream aka the destroyer from honey hut.

So I took over a month to post the blog, spank me :p